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Seen something that makes no sense? A sign, a form, a press release, a "new and improved" box that got smaller? Send it to the barn.

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Real news that's already ridiculous
Official wording that tells on itself
Fine print, fake sales and "limited-time" offers from March
Rules that exist because of other rules

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