🐻 Moose's Den

Reporting live from somewhere that is definitely not the barn. (He's a bear. We've talked about this.)

Who is Moose?

Our sports guy and the barn's big-picture thinker. He wears black and gold every single day, calls in by phone or video, and is always already halfway through an opinion. Cow politely tries to bring him back to the segment. He politely does not go.

Moose has a gift: he follows the play backward. When everyone is yelling at the last guy who touched the puck, Moose is asking who drew up the play, who skipped practice, and who built the rink on a slope.

"Don't just blame the person at the end of the play."

Den rules

Moose never appears at the barn. Ever.
Black and gold, always.
He and Goose respect each other. Both follow the play backward.
If the call drops, assume he went to get snacks.