🔎 How We Check Facts

The jokes are optional. The facts are not.

The rules of the barn

Every story is real. We don't invent news. We don't have to.
We read it exactly as written. If it's ridiculous, it'll tell on itself.
Real sources, linked. Original documents, official releases and reputable reporting. Not "a guy on the internet said."
Name the trick, not the team. Spin gets called out no matter who's spinning.
Corrections are visible. If we get it wrong, we say so out loud, right here, with a date. Bouncer files the report.

Sniffer sniffs every claim and rates how off it smells, in squirrels:

No corrections yet, because we haven't published anything yet. Very clean record. Suspiciously clean. Sniffer is looking into it.