WTF News Barn
📺 Episodes
Coming soon. The cow is warming up her reading voice.
EPISODE 0 · THE PILOT (SAMPLE)
"Up To" Is Doing a Lot of Work
A real government grocery benefit, read out loud exactly as written. Chicken asks what she actually gets. Goose does the math. Sniffer runs the Sniff Test.
- Read It Back: Cow reads the headline. Slowly.
- Chicken Asks: "Wait. How much do I get?"
- What They Left Out: about $11 a month for a single person earning $25,000.
- Sniff Test: 🐿️🐿️🐿️ out of 5.
- The Good Pasture: because good news still matters.
Planned segments
Read It Back · Translation Desk · Same Facts, Different Barn · Chicken Asks · The 5 W's and an H · Follow the Flock · Incident Report · The Sniff Test · Calls from Moose's Den